Dongfish

The most sophisticated and advanced fish in the ocean blue. A large spherical pearl white orb known as the “nutte sack” connected to its primary abdomen. Roughly 67% of its body mass is comprised of this “sack”. Able to reproduce at a rapid pace with hella accurate baby sniping. Perhaps the greatest evolutionary tactic in the animal kingdom, the ability to acquire hella bitches, is a trait of the Dongfish.

Have you seen that Dongfish? Mf scrumptious AND round.

by Totally not Dongfish February 25, 2021

dong-wuk

a whipped cunt. someone who spends to much time on their hair

'he is such a dong-wuk'
'why?'
'because he spent hours getting his hair cut yesterday and follows his gf around like a poor doggie'

by 123454443412461246 October 13, 2011

Dong sister

2 female friends who have touched the same dong. No p in v or blowies required. The female version of Eskimo brothers.

Chloe stuck Sean's dong in her mouth and Beth gave it a handy. Now Chloe and Beth are dong sisters.

by DSLYFE June 11, 2017

inhale my dong

"suck my dick"

Initially coined by "Five Nights at Fuckboy's," an RPG parody of the "Five Nights at Freddy's" indie game franchise.

BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
Freddy: inhale my dong enragement child

by Amonia April 6, 2015

ditty dong

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

by Timinatron December 5, 2017

scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

the natural motion of the male penis whilst doing the dishes in the nude.

my husband, a helpless romantic (and buck naked) scubbed those pot and pans over the sink with such verocity he began to scrub-a-dub a swing-dong

by AbyGal April 24, 2009

DONG SICHENG

Noun
-Literally the most adorable creature born on the planet called earth (i'm not responsible for other planets, excuse yall)
-A fluffball that radiates HAPPINESS, hie second name is HAPPINESS
-the award of most adorable giggle goes to Dong Sicheng.

Shortly, humans don't deserve a Dong Sicheng. Only Nakamoto is allowed to keep him in his pocket.
Yall, go worhip THE DONG SICHENG!!!! IT's a must, you dense people.

-ayy i saw the star falling 💫
-wait, isn't it Dong Sicheng coming in my way? 🌟

by Yutassei February 12, 2019