There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

We don’t know yet podcast

A podcast full of fucking idiots.

That we don’t know yet podcasts cast are fucking idiots.

by Wedon’tknowyetpodcast September 27, 2019

i don’t know

You can use it to avoid answering a question

Mom: Timmy, did you do your homework?
Timmy: I don’t know.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

Quincea-I-don’t-know

The 15th birthday celebration for a non-binary Latinx person.

Me: I went to the 15th for my prima’s kid.
Friend: Was it a quinceañera?
Me: No sé, they are like non-binary so I guess it was a Quincea-I-don’t-know.
Friend: No manches.

by rsc42 December 13, 2024

I don’t know what you’re talking about

When George makes things up and accuses Aya of things she hasn’t done

Babe you can’t keep uploading definitions in the internet!!

I don’t know what you’re talking about…

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

I don’t know his name

Im not sure what his name is but hes blonde, taller than me and cute asf 😏😏and he might or might not be from our school

I don’t know his name might make my panties drop

by Alex rat tf October 22, 2020

You don’t know jill about jack

You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.

He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.

by bigallittlew July 25, 2025