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Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.
NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.
dodge by mac6433 April 13, 2005
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To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.
damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.

Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!
dodge by Dangar The Mighty August 27, 2003
1. SHUT THE DODGE UP!
2. YOU'RE SUCH A DODGIN' DODGE
3. You're full of dodge!
Dodge by blake6969 October 14, 2007
dodge by Mark Potter July 17, 2003
Guy 1: u like dodge.
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1 Dodge stands for dick on dick gay entertainment.
dodge by dominic200200 October 6, 2016
Piece of crap company that had the horrible disgrace of creating the dodge neon, the worst car ever made.
Hey! Look! My lawn mower is beatin the neon!
Dodge by StealthSniper June 8, 2005
The very worst car company in the world. Dodge is made up of ass licking soul-suckers, who sell cars that die after 50,000 miles.

Every person who has purchased one will agree that their Dodge was a complete piece of rotting horse shit.

If they say anything good about theirs, Dodge paid them to say so, plus they're robots who live off crack and bengay.
My mom likes Dodge and she's a crack smoking robot republican from middle America.
dodge by yummypinkblobs October 13, 2006