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Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
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self-dissing

When a Loser disses himself
U got Swag
No, Im white

Ah u just dissed urself
SELF-DISSING
by NKTE November 16, 2010
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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
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Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016
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Disinformation

Any views that the group in power do not approve of
Anti vaxxers need to stop spreading disinformation.

You're welcome to take the poison and get your fatal blood clots, I'm not.
by D Flawless October 21, 2021
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selective disinformation

Basically, it's when someone purposefully gives someone else false information, otherwise known as lying.
Victim: Dude, I thought you said she totally wanted go out with me!

Lier: Selective disinformation my friend.

Victim: What the fuck does that mean!?
by Dreggs March 9, 2008
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Dissibility

Aaron: "Blake you rusty cunt bucket!"
Blake: "Aww man don't be preyin' on my inherent dissibility!"
by Paddo83 August 28, 2009
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