The action of chopping off your penis and mailing it to your partner. This tradition is usually used in long distance relationships.
Taylor: Hey babe, I miss you
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!
LeBron: Don't worry, I will dismember myself, you'll be happy soon!
Taylor: Hooray!
by cutejo March 18, 2025
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