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dirty sanchez

The act of engaging in the doggy style position then fingering the female's anus while in that position and smearing a residue of her own shit accross her upper lip forming a mustache.
I would never kiss my girl right after a dirty sanchez!!!
by lanyc July 31, 2006
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dirty sanchez

A dirty sanchez:
(1) what everyone else said apart from that noob who was jizzing in someones mouth.

(2) a truly awsome (or disgusting) show on MTV alot like jackass but so much better as the welsh acent makes it even funnier and they are so much more crazy they should have been commited.
(1). me: "dude i should my finger in this girls ass when i was pounding her doggy style lastnight an then wiped it on her lip."
Rob: "oh dude u gave her a dirty sanchez? thats wrong mate"

(2) "you live on the bus you get fucked up on the bus."
"this isn't fucking gay school ya know!!"
by hazmat man August 1, 2006
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dirty sanchez

Dirty Sanchez is taking ones penis after anal sex and going across the upper lip creating the mustache. Often confused with using ones finger which is a HITLER.
I pulled out and tried to go Ass-to-mouth she wasn't down for it so I gave her a dirty sanchez in stead.
by Magikpballa January 13, 2007
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dirty sanchez

1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008
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dirty sanchez

Doing a chick, best when doggy style, and at some point during the act of sex...sticking your finger(s) in her ass, and then rubbing that finger(s) on her upper lip, thus giving her a fecal mustache.
"That bitch got pissed when I gave her a dirty sanchez"
by Tommy PWT October 27, 2006
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dirty sanchez

he passed out so i put my shit on his lip, you know a dirty sanchez.
by ass bag August 1, 2008
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dirty sanchez

An act characterized by the fingering of the ass and the giving of a "thin shit moustache." Not to be confused with the dirty rodruigez.
I was bangin' her ass and then I decided it would be a great idea to give her a dirty sanchez.
by dirty_bird November 21, 2006
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