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dirt road nap 

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
dirt road nap by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

dirt napping 

The act of laying in the grave in a dead state.
That dude be dirt nappin' after ma boys bust a cap in his ass.
dirt napping by KBK January 23, 2005
to kill someone, and therefore make them nap in the dirt
that SOB needs a dirtnap

dirtnap makes my shadow grow
dirtnap by Set August 22, 2004

dirtnapper 

Can be used to describe anyone who is acting in such a way that is socially, economically, and/or spiritually comparable to napping in dirt.
Jake- "Dude, throw away your used condoms."
Mike- " No way man condoms are expensive"
Jake- "......fuckin dirtnapper...."
dirtnapper by Triller605 September 17, 2013

take a dirtnap 

What you tell someone you are pissed off at right before you throw a baseball at their head.
take a dirtnap by Sam K. July 13, 2004
You see someone across the map and you scope them in and shoot them; longshot headshot, buzzkill, payback... DIRTNAP!
dirtnap by jlh1 May 11, 2010