dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis

1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

Dinkle melon

A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.

Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008

Dinkle Fairy

An obnoxious/stupid person.

Spongebob is a Dinkle Fairy.

by Alexis H October 21, 2011

dinkle winkle

A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.

My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.

Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.

The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.

He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.

That man loves the dinkle winkle.

by FagFucker April 10, 2008

dinkle frinkle

another NEW and IMPROVED definition of dingleberry
look up dingleberry for further reference

"RONNIE! Get your ass down here now! I am sick and tired of your dinkle frinkle stains on your underwear! Clean up this mess!"

by Ronnie Boswald December 5, 2007

dinkle head

A meanie head with a little dinkle.

YOU DINKLE HEAD WHY WOULD YOU RUIN SONIAS LIFE!

by slickdaddy2timeworldchamp November 2, 2017

Dinkle Bear

A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.

I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.

by MuffinMcPuffin April 14, 2015