When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017
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by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009
Get the ding dong ditch mug.Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book
by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016
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by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010
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Get the Ding Dong Ditch mug.When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.
by lmaooops November 14, 2016
Get the ding dong ditch mug.when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008
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