Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Nitrous Dildoxide

That shit your mom puts in her vibrator to make that mother fucker have more juice than a fucking Diesel engine

Timmy: Dude is someone running a chainsaw
Quaf: nah man my mom just got some nitrous Dildoxide and now the neighbors can ever hear her buzzing the beaver

by Ryan Bonsen fucked a giraffe September 10, 2015