The sexiest Nigerian man you'll ever lay your lonely eyes on. This the hardest working dude you'll ever meet. If you have the privilege of breathing the same air as a Dike, you no longer need to wake up in the mornings because at that moment, you can consider your life complete. A Dike is someone who is incredibly talented, compassionate, and intelligent. Dikes are often the ones who got away... so don't fuck it up.
Boy: "The internet says 'dike' is a long wall built to prevent flooding..."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."
Other Boy: "No, you uncultured swine. It's 'Dike', pronounced, 'D.K.' and he is fine as hell. A Dike would never with you. God, go read a book."
by bugatti227 November 23, 2021
Dikes protect the crops and plants when it rains, the rain that fall but is rejected by the dike the water will go to a pit or a hole to where it creates a puddle and they will eventually use that water.
by Fruity_Tooty October 11, 2015
1) A drainage ditch predominately used for corpse disposal.
2) A group of ninjas hiding in a paper bag.
2) A group of ninjas hiding in a paper bag.
by Wod February 09, 2003
by FizzyMilk May 20, 2010
when a person, usually a lesbian or scrawny male, spikes their hair. Forming ones hair in a way that would resemble that of a dike.
by mynoduesp69 November 11, 2009
A kid from west haven who is on the swim team for it. Yes his first name is really Dike. his parents were on heroin when they named him, probably after his mother because she is a secret "Dyke". he is a fucking moron senior, and he likes a freshman, whats up with that. i hate this kid more than anything in the whole world. im out to go kick his ass.
by Bob Pimer January 06, 2005
by Jelly Fish July 20, 2005