Dipthong

Apart from being a FANTASTIC word, this means when you have more than one vowel on a single syllable.
Although, it is much more entertaining to come up with your own definition.

Person 1: Hey, did you realise the word 'computer' has a dipthong in it?
Person 2: no
Person 1: com-p-ee-oo-ter.
Person 2: great, fuck off

by Madman6556 October 20, 2014

dithering

taking ages to do a job or being intentionally slow

Zac knew he was supposed to have washed the dishes an hour ago but he was dithering about in the back garden, hoping eventually she'd forget about it.

by Wordnerd125 October 31, 2014

DIFTS

Abbrv. Do It For The Story
Often used to make someone do something they don't necessarily want to do. Making things happen that normally would not stricly to be able to tell people about it. Doing things you would not normally do because of the memories you will have.

James : Yo man lets go out, dollar beers.
Sean : Can't do it man, got a huge final tommorow.
James : Comon man lotta girls, going to be epic night
Sean : Test tommorow... CAN'T
James : DIFTS
Sean : DAMMIT MAN, ill go get ready...

by James O'Donoghue May 14, 2007

Diathreearhea

When you Shart three times in one night.

Dammit, i just crapped my pants for the third time tonight, I hate it when i get such a bad case of Diathreearhea!

by Bob Da Boardman January 11, 2011

diftv

Do it for the vine

Me:DIFTV!
Bob:I ain't gone do it!

by Itsjustmeagain April 27, 2014

dafthole

Someone who is stupid or idiotic

He is such a dafthole

by LeeJayVee December 29, 2015

urban dicthead

a person who constantly tries to work words he or she reads or finds on urbandictionary.com into their daily language, regardless or whether or not anyone around them understands them, or whether or not the words are applicable to their situation or their social or racial postions etc.

If you are reading this, there is an approximately 27.2%chance that you are an urban dicthead. Fuck off and shut the fuck up.

by the other "Brian C." apparantly December 28, 2008