Fucko mc dicko

When you don't remember what a guys name is fucko mc dicko is the best way to describe them

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by Fucko mc dicko February 21, 2019

dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.

Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."

by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013

Diako

One of the greatest people on earth is named Diako. A true champion of this universe, a defender of justice and a legendary omnipotent being with 1 goal in mind, to vanquish all evil and bring back the light to this corrupt, pestilent world.
He is also kurdish, biji kurdistan.

Is that Diako? HAIL KAK DIAKO, GUARDIAN OF THE MILKY WAY AND DEFENDER OF KURDISTAN!

by Salambaaba February 5, 2017

dickotomy

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.

"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."

by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019

dickometer

A personal temperature gauge. Every male has one.

"I stuck my dickometer in that bitch to see how hot she was."

by angusvox April 26, 2009

Sicko Dicko

1) Something that is so amazing that no other words can describe it.

2) Something that is very nasty.

1) That was a sicko dicko trip.

2) That dead baby was sicko dicko man.

by Ben Ben David February 15, 2006