Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.
-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.
-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"
"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."
"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."
by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011
Get the dicktation mug.When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.
Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.
by girlybutch September 28, 2008
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A dickaration is the equivalent of a decoration and it has the same concept as well. You can look but you cannot touch. This is what we call a dickaration.
Michael: Hey buddy, have you seen the new chick that got hired yet?
Mical: No, what does it matter to you anyway? She is just another dickaration around the office.
Mical: No, what does it matter to you anyway? She is just another dickaration around the office.
by Miggity Mack December 27, 2011
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Get the Dickstraction mug.Verbally-created off-the-cuff word-compositions that the speaker would probably be perfectly capable of writing/typing up himself, but he's such a lazy dick that he gets his secretary to do it for him.
The reel-to-reel recording-system that the Watergate tapes came from was originally intended as a dicktation-aid, since ol' Tricky was too much of a puffed-up "dick" to bother jotting down his thoughts and memos on paper.
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Get the dicktation mug.When the sex between you and a male is so lit and hott he's doing you no other good infact he's actually nothing but keeping you distracted with his dick making it hard for you to focus on anything else, Wich is getting to be a more of a problem than it should be.
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