dickupine

A dickupine is a rather elusive beast. Dickupines are created when a women has had so many penises stuck into her over the years that if they were sticking out she would in fact look like a porcupine. Thus the dickupine was born.

Fred: Did you see Dick Whites wife?
Charles: Yeah she is a total Dickupine.
Fred: I know man I wish females came with the number stamped into their foreheads.
Charles: No kidding at least you would know how many dicks have been in them.

by Pimpintology January 25, 2014

dickshine

1. An insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the penis.

Person 1: Hey, Michelle, how are you doing today? I admire you.

Person 2: Tom, you are a dickshine.

Person 1: I resent that remark.

by boobielachascopiecopielachasboobie June 17, 2008

Dickskin

Adj. Of high quality, or made of fine materials; showing class and sophistication, particularly with regards to clothing or other elements of personal grooming.

"That's quite a fancy dickskin jacket you got there, gay boy."

"$90 for a cut and wash?! That must be some real dickskin haircut!"

by Iztish October 24, 2012

Dickswing Get

To accomplish something awesome or very skillfully. Originated in the world of Dance Dance Revolution to describe a "AAA" score, but has transferred over to other activities.

Dude I made the best chicken sandwich ever! Total dickswing get!

by Mastapip October 20, 2009

Dicksling

similar to a banana hammock; one who slings dick (Dickslinger); difficult situation to get out of

I got myself into a real dicksling

by thompkinsbrian June 9, 2009

Dickpin

To be wrongly and maliciously accused of shagging another man's woman.

For fuck sake can't you see I'm being dickpinned!

My ex-mate dickpinned me coz he saw me as a threat!

Don't dickpin me son or I really will give your wife some British love batter all over her template!

by Dr Sloan January 19, 2011

Dickstinct

The blocking reaction made or the feeling like someone is going to hit you in the junk

She was going to knee me in the junk but then my dickstinct kicked in.

by The sexicutioner March 31, 2015