dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

by visxera July 30, 2007

poi dickland

it means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023

dickhand vagina

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

Dickhanded

When something is stolen from you right as you were going to pick it up.

jacked swiped

I was reaching for the remote but my bother dickhanded it and put on some cartoons.

by Satansballsakk August 6, 2010

poi dickland

poi dickland means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023