dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b and dickression

by DORER December 14, 2020

Urban Dickedtionaried

Thinking you have a completely original word and submit it to UD without searching it first; Only to find out it's already been published.

"What's wrong Jay?"
"I just got Urban Dickedtionaried"
"That sucks dude, what was your word?"

" Why the long face Jess?"
" I just Got UD'd"

by Mastro K February 2, 2021

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

dickalation

Death by penis being stuck in the mouth and being suffocated

She was giving me a blow job and i held her head to tight, she died of dickalation.

by Maverick&TopGun January 17, 2008

error dicktection

1) The subtle art of penis inspection.

2) When performing innocent error dictection exercises but you have something else on the brain.

"After class, I think we should go work on some error dicktection."

by Salpacino2200 April 15, 2009

Dickception

Walking up to a drunk girl at a party and telling her a command. In her drunken stupor she forgets that you told her this thing and believing that the thought was her own idea, performs it.

"Beth, you're gonna have sex with me tonight"
"Shut up John, you're so silly!"

3 hours later.

"I really want to have sex with John all of a sudden".

John has performed "dickception"

by galilebro February 7, 2012

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003