dicknuts

A conbining of the term dick and the term nuts. My friend said it once and it is one of the stupidest damn things I've ever heard. Fuck of I know what it means, though.

What the hell's up, dicknuts?????

by A.B.S. May 24, 2004

Dickbuttfuckface

An insult to either your sad, disturbing friends or to your mom and what just happened to her

My goodness Fred, you are a dickbuttfuckface for stealing my popcorn.

by Dubble E January 5, 2005

Dicknutz

The surname of Donkey Dicknutz, the fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder April 1, 2008

Dickbutter

Combination of non sexual lube type liquids that make up a super lube. Perfect for your girl to give you a mind blowing handjob.

Babe can you give me a handjob with the dickbutter?

by SuezeeSmurd November 5, 2018

Dickhurt

The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.

"Why are you so dickhurt Stephen?

by italianstallion1234 May 26, 2012

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by Fritzwastaken September 2, 2022

dickchute

Dickchuting someone is when they are in the middle of big encouraging, exciting speech and another person comes in and ruins it by farting, belching, or otherwise derailing the happy feelings.

Brian was introducing the exciting new app when Randy raised his hand and asked why it wasn't working. Randy dickchuted Brian.

Brian smacked Randy and said, "Don't be a dickchute."

by jjust17 October 17, 2013