dickfoot

1) a useless asshole that has very few friends
2) someone that is annoying others while they are trying to work
3) a term used amongst males to jokingly insult one another

1) "fuck you dickfoot! nobody wants you here"
2) "stop being such a dickfoot and get back to work"
3) "hows it going dickfoot"

by Felix Raydin January 13, 2009

duckdoo

joke, what does a Duck do... quackk

you say.. can i borrow your duckdoo???
they say (eventually).. wats a duckdoo??

by yesswalker December 16, 2008

DickDog

Mythological beast of South-Western North American lore. It has the body of a domestic dog with a dog's head in the place of genitalia, and a massive human phallus for a head. Legends state that these lonesome creatures led Paul Bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. They are docile, but spit when threatened.

Legend says this here Prarie's home t' the dickdawg. Ye'd be better off waitin' fer sunrise er load yer horse up with tissue paper, stranger.

The dickdog howls in the distance....

by Señor Piñor May 29, 2014

dickdonkulous

An extension of ridonkulous; used predominantly in reference to subjects that are amazing, rather than absurd.

Vince Carter dunking over that 7'2" French gump in the olympics was totally dickdonkulous.

by Peter Rothbart May 6, 2006

Dickdoodlesville

A place where Projects pile up but nothing ever gets done

As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags spent most of his time Procrasturbating rather than getting any real work done

by Birdy604 October 14, 2021

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickhood

A slang for foreskin.

Lara sucked on Allen's dickhood.

by BryanJ August 6, 2003