Dicktard

Someone that is both a dick and a retard/ the words “dick” and “retard” combined. When someone does something stupid and incredibly dick-like at the same time

“Dude you’re such a dicktard”

by yogurtwater August 30, 2019

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dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

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dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

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dorkboarder

Anyone who posts on internet message boards supporting racism or child pornography.

Reese wrote on the internet that he gets sweaty when he thinks of little boys and klan members. He is a dorkboarder.

by Kasso Fun Dio October 24, 2006

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Dickbird

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”

by Romanowski November 5, 2017

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