dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

Dicksbidextrous

The ability to take multiple dicks at once while pleasing both equally. So basically, you're just as good with two dicks (or more) as one.

That girl made me and my dad cum so quick, she's gotta be dicksbidextrous.

by Sloppy_joe February 15, 2014

Dickslice

An insult applying to a guy that is a dick, but because of being kicked in the crotch a lot when they were a child, etc...The "Slice" part is because of it being damaged, resulting in immature rage.

Jimmy: "Did you see what Daren said to me back there?!!"
Charlie: "Yeah, he's a classic Dickslice."

by HelloPity September 2, 2013

dickspiders

Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.

Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.

Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.

Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.

by whitto April 9, 2008