Dick Cheney 

A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.

"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."

Dick Cheney by XthePirate May 10, 2007

Dick Cheney 

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

Dick Cheney by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

Dick Cheney by Saint Blue April 14, 2006

Dick Cheney 

The forty-third President of the United States.

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.

Dick Cheney by fuck no spaces after commas guy April 9, 2005

Dick Cheney 

1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick

Dich Cheney before he dicks you

Dick Cheney by Hilario October 5, 2004

Dick Cheney 

-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.

They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...

Dick Cheney by TBnJ04 August 5, 2004

Dick Cheney 

He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see George W. Bush)

DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.

Dick Cheney by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004