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Diaherpaids

Is the affliction where one person has diabetes, herpes and AIDS all at the same time. It is unplesant because you cant eat sugar, have unprotected sex or eat out hoes, which are the three best things ever, but probably the way you got Diaherpaids in the first place.
"hey man lets go beat up homless people tonight"
"i cant man, my Diaherpaids are flaring up again, and they rendered me dead"
by Michael Henry May 2, 2006
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ditcher

Someone that ditches/leaves their friends.
Also, someone that backs out of plans that they arrange.
Chris: Let's go to Applebee's.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Tanner: Okay. Sleepover at my house.
Matt: I can't. I have diarrhea.
Chris and Tanner (in unison): You're such a ditcher.
by Jules W. February 8, 2012
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Random jackass from Altschauerberg, who thinks he's the king of YouTube.
Drachenlord is an Idiot.
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AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's
Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.
by CharEast January 11, 2009
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Dinches

The appropriate term used when describing or talking about the length or width of a penis.
Ex: I bet my dick is bigger than yours..

I doubt it, i'm pushing about 8 and a half dinches.
by KCahn December 16, 2008
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diacetylmorphine

Diacetylmorphine is wonderful and addictive.
by suzieslobo December 6, 2006
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Dachelor Party

A party thrown by a dad-to-be's best friends to celebrate his pending fatherhood. This is potentially done separately, though in conjunction with one of the ladies' baby showers. Dachelor parties are a more responsible version of a typical male bachelor party, and include good bourbons, cocktails, cigars, and steaks, and other items (host's choice).
Guys, you are invited to Joe's dachelor party next Saturday, starting at my house. As he ladies celebrate Jane, we will strike off for the city and return after we've appropriately sampled some rare bourbons and eaten plenty of steak.
by RunJenx March 27, 2012
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