Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.
by 711kid January 29, 2012
Get the Paula Deen Diabetes mug.Generating an excuse based on a a diabetes side-effect. The use of a diabetic card can (with varying degrees of success) cause a dropping of the original subject... often due to the other person's discomfort with the subject.
It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.
It is one of the few perks of a incurable disease which requires painful medical treatments multiple times daily and can shorten your lifespan by 15 years, cause blindness, kidney failure, liver problems, extensive nerve damage, and other terminal health problems. The truth of the "diabetic card" may vary, as with other excuses.
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Why were you late this morning?"
Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."
Diabetes Card: "My blood sugar was 350 mg/dl last night, and I was unable to go to bed until well past 3 AM."
Professor/Teacher/Employer: "Ah... well, look out for yourself."
by College Diabetic April 6, 2010
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When someone puts WAY to much sugar in kool-aid or any other beverage making it seem as though you are drinking syrup; causing you to get diabetes just from drinking it
by ladyJnicole June 24, 2010
Get the Liquid Diabetes mug.when your pancreas stops producing insulin. NOT because of sugar. type 1 has to do with taking shots/using a pump. type 2 has to do with obesity. where you take a pill. It also includes taking your blood sugar every two hours that you're awake. it's a pain in the ass.
by britterella June 11, 2006
Get the diabetes mug.Hey man, let’s hit Diabetes Hut later on after the game and suck down some brewskies with our pizza!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
Get the Diabetes Hut mug.The word used to describe a person that has eaten so much they ballooned into obesity and screwed their pancreas over so they got diabetes.
Gil: How was the store?
John: some fat fucker crashed his mobility scooter into me whilst complaining about his diabetes on the phone.
Gil: The diabesity is strong with this one
John: some fat fucker crashed his mobility scooter into me whilst complaining about his diabetes on the phone.
Gil: The diabesity is strong with this one
by Butter-cup November 28, 2014
Get the Diabesity mug.most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.
son 1: ur mum gay
son 2: ur dad lesbian
dad 1: ur granny tranny
dad 2: ur grandpap a trap
god: ur sister a mister
that random neighbor: hi there
that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes
dad 2: you di-
everything becomes nothing
son 2: ur dad lesbian
dad 1: ur granny tranny
dad 2: ur grandpap a trap
god: ur sister a mister
that random neighbor: hi there
that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes
dad 2: you di-
everything becomes nothing
by that the cat March 19, 2018
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