DeutschDisko

When you light a girls pubic hair on fire and then proceed to stick your dick in her, hold out your arms like in a disco and yell "Disco is back baby! Disco is fire!"

Mr.Bush hoped for a DeutschDisko yesterday but everybody went back to their hotel rooms.

by Minister Przypierdolki February 17, 2023

Deutschebag

A German douchebag

Dieter is such a Deutschebag for burgling Helmut's Hefeweizen.

by Da Reg May 13, 2009

deutsch

A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."

Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

Deutschbag

Arrogant, self-absorbed jerk who drives an expensive German car. Most offenders drive higher end BMW's or Audis. See also "Cock" as described by Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson.

That Deutschbag tailgated me for five miles, then blasted around me and cut me off!! In a school zone!! I hope his A6 gets hit by a semi!!

by The Real Stroker Ace February 23, 2014

deutschophile

A person enamored of everything involving the country of Germany. Holds similar enthusiasm to a francophile but is considerably less annoying.

Amber: I just wrote a paper on Uncle Tom's Cabin.
Dan: Oh, that's nice. There is a train station in Berlin called Onkel Toms Hütte.
Amber: Oh, Dan. You're such a deutschophile.

by madame editrix June 16, 2010

Mr. Dutcher

A ginger teacher with a jewfro and a tie. Takes his sweet time to grade work

"Damn Mr. Dutcher is taking too long to grade my work"
"Yeah, he's pretty gay"

by BagOfPlums69 June 12, 2016

Deutsch

NOT Dutch!

Deutsch ~ The German word for German.
As in "Ich Spreche Deutsch" - "I speak German".
"Ich bin Deutsch" - I am German.

Dutch ~ English word refering to things or people from the Netherlands.

"He's Dutch" - "He's from the Netherlands"

Dutchman: Kijk die Duitser daar!(Check that German over there!)
Foreigner: Dude, are you speaking Deutsch?
Dutchman: WTF! I'm Dutch not Deutsch!

German: ...Deutsch?! :D
Foreigner: *confused*

by PearTreeNomNom January 19, 2011