deuce

n.
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)

1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.

idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)

by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004

deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers

as in "deuces wild", the movie

by dallyz_girl26 March 06, 2004

deuce

daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.

Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.

by DEUCE4LIFE March 20, 2006

deuce

a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."

(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!

by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006

deuce

Another word for a gross chick.
A 2 out of 10.

"Yo man you see that Dime man"
-"yea son i would like to get wit her instead of that deuce from last nite"

by Chyeaa November 13, 2006

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 09, 2009

deuce

Slang for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence)

"Dave got popped for a deuce coming back from the Steely Dan Show."

by Sleestack October 26, 2007