khandan destroyer

The World's biggest Lowkey Penis. It is the destroyer of families and families to come, it has been used only once to a woman of Unknown identity; to this day that woman is all that is left of her family lineage. The Owner of the Khandan Destroyer is classified, however the person is known to live in the UK, Manchester. Many people have claimed to be the owner of the Khandan Destroyer, all lies. The real owner remains unknown. So if someone says they are the Khandan Destroyer and they prove to be true...give that man a medal.

I gave her the Khandan Destroyer !

by Barney Stinson Jr. May 4, 2015

Destroy Dick December

On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times

Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go

by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017

Donegal Dick Destroyer

when one is having anal sex on a tractor or other piece of farm equipment with one of their best buds, and they pull out getting their dick stuck in the tractor or farm equipment resulting in severe or fatal injury.

When i was fucking Sam on his big green tractor i pulled out and got a total Donegal Dick Destroyer.

by kkkmalone December 18, 2013

Death Destroyer

Death Destroyer is a one man metal/hardcore/metalcore band that was formed in 2009 in Chicago, Illinois. The band combines growling vocals (most common in death metal and hardcore music) with country style banjos and drums. Death Destroyer's debut EP, which was released in February 2009, contains 5 songs and a full album is set for release in late 2010. Death Destroyer is usually criticized for indecipherable lyrics and overall musical quality, but overall they have been getting mixed reviews from critics and music listeners alike, ranging from amazing and unique to downright awful.

Johnny: Have you listened to Death Destroyer?
Nolan: Yes, they are brutal and hardcore.

Nathan: No, they suck and can hardly be considered music.

by Life0rdeath69 July 8, 2010

destroy dick december

on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light

are you ready for destroy dick december bro.h..

by helloiamgay November 4, 2018

Cunt Destroyer

A guys that packs some serious meat, and has complete disregard for the bitches he's pounding resulting in their cunts been completely destroyed.

Bitch: Woah slow down I can't handle that massive meat!
Dude: I don't give a fuck, I'm a Cunt Destroyer

by Croyer October 14, 2013

Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".

Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."

by ESB275 December 13, 2018