Desmonding

1. The act of behaving irresponsibly during a pandemic, while lecturing others about behaving responsibly during a pandemic.
2. Posting shitty food pics.

Licking public toilet seats during a pandemic, while insisting others respect social distancing, is the epitome of Desmonding.

by Jezabella Cutther March 31, 2020

Desmond

When someone, preferably a guy, looks like Desmond from the TV show LOST.

They have long, but poofy brown hair and look like they would have an Australian accent, but don't.

"OMG! That guy looks like Desmond from LOST!"

"Ohh.. wooahh...woahoh, there are two guys on the Nipomo Track Team that look like Desmond. Desmond #1 and Desmond #2."

"Hey, there's Desmond #1."

by Von Button May 23, 2006

Desmond

Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'

That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!

by jh2k September 20, 2016

DESMOND

a term used in the western suburbs of sydney, typically meant for fat weird men who wear glasses (aka peter griffin - family guy) but has now been socially spread as general insult for people who are just plain weird, awkward and or semi deformed whether metal or physical.

peter griffin from family is such a Desmond

norman from Seinfeld is such a dezzy

by urbanmythh October 3, 2010

Desmond

Desmond is the type of guy to stick his dick right in the girls PUSSY!

You know that new kid that all the girls like, He must be a Desmond!

by YeetOnThatPussy June 27, 2018

Desmond

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.

I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here

by GeoffH October 2, 2006

Desmond

Short for Desmondathan

I told you, my name is Desmondathan.

by Probably Not Steve November 23, 2021