Derk

To dip from the police/parents/anyone worth running from
Originated by a local DJ in the 925
Joey Cerletti AKA DJ Joey C

O fuck my parents are home, DERK!

Holy shit, its the cops, we gotta derk it.

by DJ Joey C February 28, 2008

Derk

Jerk and Dick Head.

My ex is a Derk!

by sistasarah March 8, 2013

Derk

A dick and a jerk

Ryan is a derk, he never does dishes.

by JackJustinFilms August 25, 2018

Derk

A mixture of dick and jerk..usually refered to a guy

OMG! Would you stop being such a derk to your girlfriend!

by Sara08 December 30, 2007

Derk

One who is from he middle east and is suspicious looking

Originates from the word Dera derka

im not getting on that plane look at the derks boarding

by nvt guy March 10, 2008

Derk

Derk: from the latin "to have fun", meaning having fun on a regular basis doing average daily activities

Guy #1: Wow I am having a fun time today
Guy #2: Ya, it is a derk of a day

by googledefinitions June 6, 2011

Derk

A combination of a dick and a jerk.

Jerks typically lure drunk girls back to their rooms and have not-so-consensual sex. They pester, prey on and force vulnerable girls into sex at any cost.

They think that their really interesting, attractive and charming guys. In reality, their boring, desperate, unfunny assholes.

Don't be such a rapey dick to that girl, Abi. You're such a DERK, Stu!

by Rdz July 20, 2014