Dense 

Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person

1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”

Dense by panda_bern August 28, 2018

Dense 

awkward(relating to the fealing of the air durring and after a awkward moment), overly complex, too much in to little time. Also realating to an extreemly harsh insult (preferably a quick come back)

My Biology home work was "dense". Their realationship is "dense". OOOOO that burn was "dence"!

Dense by Mikey B and John D December 29, 2007

Dense 

To decribe an attractive female

Godboy, that bird is dense. Like, proper dense y'know.

Dense by Hofftastic December 22, 2006

Dense 

'Dense' is an adjective to describe an individual as stupid. It is derived from the common saying 'thick' when referring to someone being dumb and having an above average thick skull.

David: That bloke is so dense
Jacob: What do you mean?
David: He's a complete idiot

Dense by Jay_Leed October 8, 2020

Dense 

When a person is stubborn, or doesn't wanna do anything they are told.

Guy 1: "Dude i asked my girl to get me some dorritos on her way to the gym, she told me to get my lazy ass up and do it my self".

Guy 2: "Bruh she's always dense as fuck".

Dense by DangerRus September 5, 2016

Dense 

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

Dense by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense 

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”

Dense by Dense3000 February 13, 2019