Deloitte ha-ma

Beautiful women who work at Deloitte (see Deloitte). Shortened version of the phrase "hot mama". Must be used very selectively.

Check out Sheila and Grace, those Deloitte ha-ma's.

by Grace April 1, 2005

deloitte

1. A business environment fostering annoying, whiny, pompous, "wheres is mommy and daddy to pay my bills" individuals who not quite understand the concept of hard work or the ability to lead instead of following.

2. A firm where the misuse of client funds is used for the transportation of partners to strip clubs and work because the demi-gods are not allowed to touch public transportation

Dan: Bro, what happened to John, he whines more than my girl on the rag.

Ron: Hes a deloitte man, hes a deloitte. Just let him go.

by Bigfanofworkbecausewhoneedsasociallife March 31, 2005

deloitte

Ah yes - this organization is one that fosters backstabbing and cliques. It then proclaims to be 'The Employer of Choice' An organization where you will NOT succeed, unless you are Asian. This is because the Seniors who are Asian give the work to the Asian guys and most of the non-Asian Senior men are bald, short, ugly - or a combination of the three, and they just looooooooooove Asian girls. Most of the young chicks are methed-out from the hours and some even have mid-back tattoos! There are some cool people at Deloitte, but they are few and far between and IN NO WAY want to join a clique.

I'm pretty cool, good-looking, healthy and have a lot of friends and family.

Well, you don't want to work for Deloitte - it'll all be lost!

by Dave - O December 28, 2005

deloitte

An accounting firm full of people who didn't fill out the DAMN Global Commitment Survey! I bet more people voted on this definition than those who filled out the damn survey which can actually help the situation and possibly change the definition. I guess this is why turnover at Deloitte hovers around 50% a year.

Deloitte be bustin' a GAAP yo ass.

by Material Weakness March 30, 2005

deloitter

A person who works for Deloitte and gets crapped on, pissed on, worked to hell, and paid garbage for salary...and likes it...generally because they suck at life, went to a bad school, majored in something obscure, don't speak english, and know nothing about business.

Typical Deloitter: Shermiqua Umbabwe from Nigeria, First Language: Not English, attended St. Carmichael State in Nevada, majored in Refridgerator repair, 3.4/4.0 gpa (hey, deloitte took notice of such a fine accomplishment in the classroom)

by Mark Whittaker August 18, 2006

deloitte

1) a place where you can work in exchange for money, and if you don't like working there, you can leave to make money somewhere else. 2) a place where you can have a career and make a whole lot of money if you think that is the right path for you. 3) a place that is not perfect, like every other workplace. 4) a place where you can either complain to yourself or others or actually try to engage with people to make it a better place.

people who write definitions for deloitte really seem to be bitter, so why don't they just leave?

by evets December 28, 2005

deloitte

an acct firm where it seems people stay at the office longer than necessary to hang out on sites such as www.urbandictionary.com. (See definitions for KPMG, PWC and E&Y, hardly any defs. or any voting going on, guess they are actually working!)

he works at Deloitte.

by bitter March 31, 2005