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deforestation

1.the act of shaving a pussy...cat
2.hacking down trees till there are no more
3.not being a dirty hairy hippie
i hate hippies. so i take saws and cut down trees. (deforestation)
i hate hippies. i make sure my gf shaves (deforestation) and isn't a tree loving hippie
by Tim Boyd June 28, 2007
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deforestation

What people do when they're too stupid to understand that the oxygen they breathe comes from the trees around them
Those idiots are gonna get us all killed by causing mass deforestation and limiting our oxygen supply.
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
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deferest

like definitaly but only said cooler.
Mack:deferest
Kelly:deferererest
Mack:deferereererereest
Kelly:deferest. (:
by YoHolmes69 April 17, 2008
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Detorres

backstabber; the guy that goes out with you ex.
Dude, don't worry about it. I'm not going to pull a Detorres on you.
by Joseaaaaaaa December 15, 2008
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Deforested

When a woman shaves, but shaves infrequently. This mean that while the trees have all been cut down, the stumps are all still there, making a generally soft and enjoyable area feeling like you're having marital relations with two, wet pieces of sandpaper. If you come away from a sexual encounter with abrasions on your inner thighs or lower stomach, it might be time for her to mow the lawn again. Ignoring this problem can lead to unsightly callouses, arguments, neuroses and extended periods sleeping on the couch, sometimes voluntarily. Also, occasionally, the mixture of the man's pubic hair and the woman's untended garden CAN have a Velcro effect. Several drinks, a pair of scissors and a very steady hand can alleviate this problem
My deforested girlfriend loves it when I go down on her, but I hate having to apply Bactine to my tongue afterwards...
by ZStar930 April 18, 2011
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Deforestation

Bro you shave? Naw I'm not about deforestation
by Pause Applause September 12, 2017
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Deforestation

When a really hairy person begins to remove body hair
Damn man! we got some serious deforestation going on here!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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