Manhattan Declaration

To fart loudly after anal sex.

Alan withdrew from Steve, whereupon Steve let loose a rousing Manhattan Declaration.

by CadaverBob December 17, 2010

Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

Declaration of Independence

Generally performed on someone that is passed out from excessive drinking, the Declaration of Independence is when multiple John Hancocks are performed on one person.

Adam: Wow, look at Joey's face. I've never seen so many mushroom stamps on someone's face.

Matt: Ya, each mushroom stamp is actually called a John Hancock and since there are so many, that's a Declaration of Independence.

by It's Poop Again August 21, 2011

Declaration of Independence (USA)

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation

The Declaration of Independence (USA) is piece of paper that assigned to give a country its freedom to move on from example a colony coloniser or a rebel attack

by SGS165 February 17, 2022

Delarant

A word used in place of a long, drawn-out and tired rant.

Instead of complaining to my spouse for half an hour about my day, I say the word "delarant" and she/he instantly knows that I am angry about circumstances beyond my control, without burdening her/him with the details or wasting either of our time on a futile discussion.

The origins of the word comes from a literal combination and subsequent shortening of the phrase "delete a rant". The word is intended to be used to save time by eliminating unnecessary rants. Think of it like a tool to help you condense the meaning or outcome value of any escalating rant into a single, powerful word.

Scenario 1:
Louis Argman: You wouldn't believe the day I've just had. First, I fight through traffic to get to work. Next, my boss comes in and...

Wes Timerman: Delarant.

Louis Argman: Delarant?

Wes Timerman: Say no more, I get it.

Scenario 2:

Louis Argman: Honey, I'm having one of those days again. Delarant. I love you, what should we do with these extra moments?

by Telepathette January 20, 2016

deslarae

DesLarae is a beautiful girl. Shes very active at most times. Shes very sensitive yet strong and independent and is very fun to hang out with.

I miss you, Deslarae.
Lets hang out today.

by Rayne Lotus July 31, 2017

Declarative Mathematics

Something Matthew Thomas made up to try to win an argument with his wife.

Not actually a real form of mathematics.

Infinity! The multiplication is implied because I used declarative mathematics.

by Shofarsong October 15, 2017