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self-defecating

Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.
Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.
by troy nc September 30, 2012
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dude...i just shit all over your floor

(dude...i just defecated all over your floor)
by I <3 Mike Hunt October 10, 2007
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defecate

What someone should do on Justin Bieber's face.
by AdGarUK January 9, 2012
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i once got arrested for defecating in public
by __olivia February 19, 2019
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to poop
by Dain Bramage February 8, 2003
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self-defecating

To shit oneself. From the word "defecate," meaning, "have a bowel movement." And the word, self, meaning "One's identity."
"Yo, did you see that guy? He was totally self-defecating!"
by MoreAwesomeThanThisGuy! March 5, 2010
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Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.
Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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