strike me dead

A slang term used in a situation of extreme frustration.

Meg (demanding): Bill, bring me a black cup of weak tea thats strong with a dash of milk
Bill (frustrated): Strike me dead woman!!!

by opinionated_bastard July 3, 2006

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

has me dead

to express the stress of a situation

or

to express the humour of something

*laughing uncontrollably* that joke that Allan just told has me dead

by Joeyy September 15, 2019

got me dead. dead as a cacaroach

an inside joke that was created on TikTok and means something is really funny.

Did you hear what she just said? Got me dead. Dead as a cacaroach.

by ih8myslf November 19, 2020

Dead to me

A phrase used as a comeback to let someone know they're dead to you

Tom: I slept with your mom, Greg.
Greg: You're dead to me.

by Thomas Wight July 20, 2008

You're dead to me.

A phrase, if used too often and with poor discretion, that eventually loses its initial impact.

Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.

by bandit bob October 9, 2009