Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018
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(Juuling in the bathroom)
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.
Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
by DanteCaash March 26, 2019
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When a chick takes a hit of meth off the pipe, sticks your dick in her mouth, and while suckin' the dick she blows the meth smoke out her nose. Henceforth.....The "Dayton Dragon"
"Dude!....I can't believe your sister gave me a Dayton Dragon behind a dumpster in the Oregon district Friday night!"
by anonymous March 31, 2023
Get the Dayton Dragon mug.A town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of Florida.
If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.
All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.
All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
by Jack Graves 5285 November 8, 2009
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by UDlover October 23, 2008
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Get the daytons mug.When you stay in a hotel room with two beds and you defile one bed then make it up, then sleep in the other. The hotel staff never changes the unmade bed so check first! Surprise!
by Chet Cocksworth January 19, 2008
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