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Dogwater 

/dôɡˈwädər/

noun
1.
Water you would give to a dog. You wouldn't give that expensive bottle of smart water to a dog; maybe if it was really hot and you'd been out for a while. What kind of water would you give to a dog? Dogwater

Adjective

1.
A person who is dogwater.
"You play Binding of Isaac on easy mode because you're fucking DOGWATER"

"Hmm, I have a 50% handicap and I'm still 2 stocking you, because you're dogwater."

"You think I haven't seen that video/meme? That's old shit. You know why you only show me old shit? Because you are D O G water"
Dogwater by Thedogwater May 28, 2021
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Dogwater 

A slang kids use, This term Is mainly used by Fortnite kids, attention seekers, 9 year olds, virgins, humans who are stuck in 2021. Dog water means trash thought if someone uses this word on you they are probably the trash one,
Ethan: mom I need 10 thousand vbucks

Ethan mom: sorry honey, I bought you 100 thousand vbucks yesterday for taking a shower in rain, and besides I am in major debt, lost my job, and can barley afford the bills,

Ethan: your fucking dogwater mom,

Ethan mom: how dare you said that this is why your dad left us
Dogwater by Russians I got February 5, 2022

Dogwater 

A lame phrase lame small dick middle school boys like using
Small dick middle school boy : OH MY GOD!!! HE'S DOGWATER!!!
Normal person : Die
*Shoots small dick middle school boy
Dogwater by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

dogwater 

dogwater defined short and sweet is a shitty car with shit brakes and a shit window usually owned by someone who’s name starts with a z
omg zach your car is literally dogwater”
dogwater by shitfuckincar February 2, 2021

Absolutely dogwater 

when you suck at the game that bad instead your (dogwater) YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER YOU WERE 10-0 KID
DUDE YOUR ABSOLUTELY DOGWATER IM LEAVING COME ON GUYS LETS GO!

Dogwater 

When someone is so bad at fortnite they rage quit and smash there console.
My friend was so dogwater at fortnite.
Dogwater by Astro M December 23, 2020

dogwater 

Term for tap water ordered in a restaurant in lieu of bottled water. Common usage in Europe.
Those cheap bastards at table 6 want dogwater with their dinner.
dogwater by Russga January 6, 2008