Dave S

Used to replace most notably "fuck it!" due to the frequency of it's use by Dave S.

Al: Are you going to hockey tonight?
Blue: Naw, I'm Dave S'in it.

Geoff: Where's Blue?

Al: He Dave S'ed.

by canuckleheadmorgie January 2, 2012

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018

David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

Dave's Triple

When three men engage in sexual intercourse, but want to keep it anonymous. So they all call each other Dave. Henceforth, the Dave's Triple

Guy 1: Hey bro, you up for a Dave's Triple?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm very hungry ;)
Guy 3: I'm down "Dave" ;)

by Dave #2 May 12, 2017

Oh F*ck! David's Here

An exclamation used when a douche bag enters your group\room and a good conversation stops.

David = Douchefaggot

*"David" walks into the room*

"Oh F*ck! David's Here"

*Everyone leaves*

by BethanyElementary August 21, 2011

David's Man

Someone who is addicted to spitting sunflower seeds.
A true seeder.

I'm not just a seeder, I'm a David's Man!

by Brody Jennings June 9, 2008

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021