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by dghdgdg January 17, 2023

Data

Unorganized facts without any prior context.

How should we use this data?

by AKMFK February 10, 2023

Data

The shit-libs keep claiming that the Trump administration wants our data but they won't say what they want the data for, so...

Hym "Give them (The Trump Administration) the data. The progressives are full-of-shit lying contrarians and if they won't say why Trump wants the data then it's probably because they KNOW he's going to fine fraud, waste, and abuse. Do it. Fuck them progressives. They want to give immigrants rights while denying me mine. So, nope. Fuck your rights. Fuck the rule of law. You get rights when I get rights. Round em up. Kill em. Do whatever. Get that fucking data out over their greedy lying hands. Do it. Do it now."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Data Cap

A poor and thinly veiled attempt by internet service providers to keep costs down and limit services by blaming users for using "too much bandwidth", despite receiving billions in government subsidies meant to expand and improve national internet infrastructure, but which were instead maliciously pocketed by internet service executives.

Customer: "How the fuck am I over my monthly data cap?"

Internet Service Representative "If you would just look right here in the contract you signed, we can arbitrarily fuck you over by making up whatever numbers we want. And we don't care if we get caught because whatever penalties we pay is a tiny fraction of the profit we make from our illegal schemes."

by PortableBacon June 22, 2019

Data Pie

Running a machine learning model and smoking a fat dab while the data cooks up.

MOM chill I'm just cooking up a fat Data Pie in here!

by Big Drug 69 July 15, 2021

Data Loss Denial (DLD)

The mental states that a computer owner goes through when the only copy of data is lost. For instance, a hard drive that contains family pictures from the last 5 years which has never been backed up suddenly dies, the owner will go through several stages of denial that the data has been actually lost and cannot be recovered.

A classic case of Data Loss Denial (DLD):

"It was 230am. I had been staring at the clicking hard drive for 6 hours non-stop, as if my very retinal gaze would be able to pull the 700GB of lost JPGS back to life thru the steel sides of the hateful beast. I started to scream, then wail like a banshee from "LOTR part 5". "FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCK ME!!!! FUCK ME!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!" I screamed over and over and over. The walls shook. The kids awoke in terror and cried. My wife grabbed the phone and started to dial 911. I wrenched the phone from her hands and screamed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T! That was 700 hundred FUCKING JIGGABYTES OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!! And now its GONE!!!!!!!". I grabbed the black metal rectangle of clicking death and ran downstairs. I started to throw it over the back fence. Then I stopped. I thought, hmmmmm, maybe, just maybe, if I hook it back to that SATA cable, just one more time?? And power cycle again? Yeah, that'll do it. Lets go try again....."

by Chuckles759 February 3, 2010

Data Male

A male who has vast amounts of information, general knowledge, and facts about the world.

There are two types of data males: soft boy nerds sharing their knowledge respectfully and obnoxious know-it-alls, who mansplain everything.

Jessie: "what do you think about legalizing drugs?"
Tim: "I read a paper on 2001 Portugal decriminalization of heroin that decreased the number of overdoses by 15 times"
Jessie: "holy shit, you are such a Data Male, I wish you were inside of me..."

by Debatní Deník March 4, 2022