dark matter

the mixture of resin and weed. if hydrated produces a crackly toke.

There is an unfortunate situation: your bong has no glass screen and some of the budha inevitably pulls through. worry not. allthough some may fall to the bong water, much sticks to the the resin in the stem of your bowl: this is dark matter. Hallelujah, your not out quite yet!

by -peace.on.earth- November 1, 2010

Dark Matter

The dark skin near/on your genitals, usually starts at the juncture of the leg and crotch area.

Someone with baggy shorts is climbing a ladder above you, you look up and see their dark matter.

Some chick with short shorts is stretching her legs in a split, you see her dark matter.

by Reichull August 23, 2011

DarkMystery

2022-and-later slang for having a fetish of feeding women a variety of different sauces mixed together, and multiple foods in different portions and sizes.

Wanna come over for a DarkMystery?

“Uh, no, you’re gross”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

darkmate

a former porn site that got taken down that involved giving someone your address and then them driving to your house and raping you in your sleep (at night)

my darkmate was sooo tasty

by JackTheRandomFan2007HATER August 1, 2022

Darkmatter512

A shit Bed Wars player

Darkmatter512 is bad at Bed Wars

by A cool bussin dude May 4, 2021

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018