poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

the Damned

Kickass punk rock band. Formed back in the 70s and still going strong

Neat neat neat, she cant afford a cannon, neat neat neat, she cant afford a gun at all

by Unknown User June 6, 2004

Damen

A moment of AWESOMENESS; sometimes confused with Damon or Damien, both of which are way lamer.

That was way damen!

by Mikul February 3, 2010

Damond

A very attractive and funny person who will always keep you smiling. Has the ability to make your day with just one smirk. No matter what happends he'll be there for you and is someone you can trust. He is wonderfully dorky and has amazing taste in music. Someone you could give your heart to.

"Damond smiled at her and left her blushing"- in the voice of morgan freeman

by pumpthistownfulloflife January 7, 2013

damondre

The Greatest Human being of all time.... #FutureBillionare #MoneyMakingTycoon

Damondre is the greatest human being of all time.

by Dick Compton March 13, 2017

Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.

"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."

by Mamahipster November 7, 2011