D.t.s

Down. To. Smoke

“Are you down to smoke a joint”
“Are you D.T.S?”

by Gyros97 June 4, 2021

P.T.S.D.

Penis That needs Sucking Disorder

My cousin has a P.T.S.D. so he needs a Penis That Need Sucking

by nrolsquidX2 December 5, 2022

R.T.S.D

When a bro wears his baseball cap backwards to give better oral. He is Ready To Suck Dick. Or RTSD

That hot Twunk over there in that baseball cap is R.T.S.D

by BB WeHo January 19, 2023

Hoe-T.S.D

The term for flashbacks of horrific one night stands and regrettable sexual encounters.

I have proper bad Hoe-T.S.D from last weekend, I keep seeing the look on his face when I queefed!

by JB2025 December 29, 2024

L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

Let me suck ur dick till u stop being mad at me.

Bf:I’m mad at u
Me: L.M.S.U.D.T.U.S.B.M.A.M.

by Mr figures March 20, 2023

B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.

Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!

by jeru411 May 28, 2013

D.S.T.

D.S.T. stands for the Divided States of Trump

I'm so glad that I live in the D.S.T.

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017