cutezers

The quality of being cute, in a sill way.

Josh: That little elephant is so cutezers!
Sam: That's sill.

by BaberzSquaredShow December 17, 2008

cortez

taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night

i cortezzed this tequila so you guys had better be fucking thirsty

by hasdrubal November 6, 2010

cortez

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..

friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition

by i_e_jay July 21, 2008

Edgar Cortez

A term used to describe someone who has 75 credits in their senior year of high school and goes 0 and 9 in rainbow six siege.

Wow he’s a real edgar cortez! He’s failed math one 3 times over the course of four years and now works at a Dunkin’ Donuts

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 10, 2022

Cortez

A small town in SW Colorado, where there is nothing to do but drag main and go to Wal-Mart. Also known as home to tweekers, teenage mothers, and the scattered ashes of broken dreams. Filled with trailer parks, rednecks, and methamphetamines, Cortez is a white trash paradise!

Billy - "Wow Ted, I saw like, 10 people I knew at Wal-Mart today!"
Ted - "This is Cortez, Billy. Whaddya expect?"

Molly - "I was gonna go to college and become a doctor, but I started tweaking and dropped out of school when I got pregnant at sixteen."
Sadie Jo - "You sound just like everyone else in Cortez."

by pixieishsallie March 19, 2009

courtezan

high-class prostitute

Usualy travels to different areas to meet customers. Provide different services such as week end get a ways, dinners. Up scale men(the rich) use them because they no how to adapt to the situation easily. There job last from days to weeks and cost thousands of dollars but they act like a live in girlfriend or wife but they want talk back or bitch. The may or may not perform the way anescort does but they only work for the upper class and professional men. Courtezan are used by old men that spent to much time working and never got a real relationship and now they have to much money and no one to share it with. Courteazan charge a fee before they show up as proof you have the money you say you do and they travel and stay for long periods of time. They also are dressed and look the best out of all prostitute and carry their self in a professional manner at all time. You get exactly what you pay for and a lot more besides.

by crdijnesop October 18, 2008

cortez

he don’t get no bitches and he works at walmart that’s about it with this guy

“man why everyone be hating on that man cortez?”
“why not”

by jovisstupid June 20, 2020