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pillow carrier

(1) a gentleman who carries his lady's pillow
(2) a man so secure in his masculinity that he will perform acts of great sensitivity and courtesy without giving a thought to what his coworkers or his lady's roommate or neighbor might think.
Caliban: Didst I see thou with pillow in hand yesterday eve?

Ferdinand: Thine eyes did not deceive thee, foul wretch. Verily I carried Miranda's pillow, but think not that I stepped o'er my bounds thereby.

Caliban: Thou art her pillow carrier alone, then?

Ferdinand: Faith, 'tis true.

From William Shakespeare's "The Tempest," Act II, Scene 3.
by Dan Forester July 16, 2008
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carrier monkeys

sick children, children with colds, the flu, or viruses...
I think little johnny gave me his cold. Keep that little fuckin carrier monkey out of my house from now on
by undisputed May 8, 2003
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carrier's fee

When you ask your friend if you can hit their vape, and they say yes, but before passing it to you they take a big hit.
You: "Hey man can I hit that vape?"
Friend with vape: "Yeah bro."
*Friend with vape takes a big hit*
Friend with vape: "Carrier's fee bro."
*Now your friend passes you the vape*
by peepeepoopooman March 27, 2019
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crude carrier

A pickup truck carrying a number of frat boys in the bed.
On the way to class, I was almost run over by a crude carrier of frat guys.
by fratastic1 October 21, 2011
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log carrier

A character generally only seen walking around behind the main action in an ensemble cast show, but who occasionally gets out of line and tries to be part of the main action. A term derived from the show Lost, which may be applied to any character or person who would be better off returning to his or her menial task (such as log carrying) and leaving the important work to the pros.
– “What were the names of those people on Lost who suddenly appeared for two crappy episodes and then got killed off right away?
- “I don’t know- they were log carriers! Who cares?”
by Jayne and James January 11, 2009
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Darren Currie

Generally considered overtly attracted to children, Darren is a good teacher and a better friend always looking out for others (especially under 10s) to help even give them a lift. If you ever meet a D. Curie cherrish and relsh their precense as they do your bedroom.
"LOOK OUT DARREN CURRIE IS CUMMING!!!"
by v1CT1M February 22, 2021
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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 3, 2013
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