1.) (Noun.)
An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.
2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.
2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.
Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.
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Get the Coochie Conservationist mug.This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.
God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.
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2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
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Get the conservation texter mug.The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.
Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.
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