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Cuntasaurus rex

by bigdickdaddy9001 February 28, 2022
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Cuntasaurus

A stupid whore who thinks she is hott shit but in reality resembles a t-rex or raptor or dinosauric looking creature.

Might be good at giving head because her looks are getting her no where.

Has no friends becuase everyone knows she is a slut.

She thinks she owns everyone and everything but all she really has is herpes.
Guy 1: "damn how could you hit that last night? shes the ugliest creature i;ve ever seen!!! what would you even call that?"

Guy 2: "Shes called a cuntasaurus.....shes fugly but shes an expert at puffing the pen1s."

Guy 1: "cant....llook...any more..... ew!"
by babygirl10500009 October 2, 2011
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Cuntasaurus Rex

when something does not gots ones way, this is a common term used to announce frustration to a person or inatimate objest or a video game, preferably Halo 3
Boom, Headshot!
WHy do u have to be a Cuntasaurus Rex
by Doomenic Doomificato February 11, 2008
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Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.
Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.
by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019
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Cuntasaurus

A woman (or sometimes, a man) who bitches constantly, is slutty, has a nasty vagina, and screws anything that moves. Causes general distress with others, and everyone loves to make fun of her.
"JENNIFER MASSENGILL of KNOXVILLE, TN sure is quite the Cuntasaurus."
by Jack'sRagingTestes April 15, 2015
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Cuntasaurus

Jim:My ex was such a cuntasaurus. Fuckin' soul suckin' bitch.
Jerry: FeelsBadMan
by Boatfrog February 17, 2017
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Cuntasaurus

An old controlling bully. Queen of the bullies. It's their way or no way. Trantrums frequently by stomping all over people with their Jurassic like mangled bird feet, sharpened toenails for scratching the eyes out of others, spitting their obnoxious venom loudly and demolishing anything in its path with their wrinkly aged spotted low hanging balls.
Person 1: Did you read about Alan Jones latest rant threatening to have her job if he didn't get his way?
Person 2: Yeah. What a giant cuntasaurus!
by Ninjaella October 6, 2018
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