cuntititus

Cuntititus is a steroid for your cunt making it so strong it can break a mans Penis in half. Girls use this to get back at a man for cheating on them.

Girl: wanna fuck?
Guy who cheated: yeah sure I'm so horny!
Girl: I'm so tight I could break your dick.
*Guy slides into the girl*
Guy: arghh my dick is broken in half.

Girl: ah that cuntititus really worked.

by Bossmanjamie March 5, 2017

cuntinitious

Cuntinitious. It's when people cannot help being a cunt, it's a very common disease!!!!

Hello friend, you are being very annoying can you stop it... you must have Cuntinitious because your being a cunt!

by The c creator February 7, 2021

cunctivitus 19

Having pink eye during covid 19 due to someone farting in your mask the night before.

John gave Dale cunctivitus 19 by bare ass farting in his mask last night.

by The rectum May 15, 2021

Cunnilitis

A severe condition where the infected individual's brain is rotten. The cause of this to occur is due to Loli-bait games such as "Blue Archive".

The symptoms include:
- The Infected Individual screaming "Ouuooghh Cunny" upon the spotting an immediate picture of a petite anime girl of any age.
- Sobbing
- Any phrase that may come off as sexual and mention of a minor, particularly at most in Gacha games; ex. Blue Archive

Fred: Hey, you did you know about what happened to Matt?
Robert: Yeah, pretty tragic that he had a rare disease called "Cunnilitis", he's not the same anymore after playing Blue Archive

by BiscuitsArePrettyNeat June 18, 2023