cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

by FuckYouDave Burlesque January 3, 2014

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 2, 2019

Cuntstipated

A dating dry-spell. Not having the pleasures of the company of a woman in a very long time.

Gary: "When was the last time you got laid?"
Jeff: Dude, I've been cuntstipated for 4 months now."

by Dante S. February 19, 2007

Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.

Bunbun is cuntastic

by ironman69 April 23, 2009