Cunt-a-table

Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.

Person A - 'I'm so bored'

Person B - 'Ahh just Cunt-a-table'

by George_94 November 19, 2009

centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

by rednovemburr June 8, 2014

cuntabis

Marijuana that is smuggled inside someone's vaginal cavity.

No man would ever fill her up like that magnum full of cuntabis on the way back from Amsterdam.

by Chick-n-potpie December 5, 2009

Centapinathonadildocornisrex

A monster from the land of Suckmycockuwa. It feeds on small fetuses from tribes of the Aidlands, and it grows to over 100 ft in length. With 80 unicorn legs, a dildo horn, pineapple head, T-Rex arms and teeth, cat paws, wings, and a pythons body structure.

Oh no, a Centapinathonadildocornisrex run for your life ye scrubs.

by The Aid Giver March 9, 2017

cuntardouchebag

The bag used by a cuntardouche.

"The cuntardouche went to the video store, bought a complete set of Three's Company episodes, and put them into his cuntardouchebag."

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

Contact wait out

"Contact, wait out" is a term military personel use over the radio to report enemy sightings/attacks. "Contact" means that the enemy has been identified or that you have already been attacked. "wait" means that you have no time to explain the situation right now. "out" means that you are about to end transmission and will call back later.

*Huge explosion*
Lieutenant: Holy shit, call it in!
Radio operator: This is Mike November 4, contact wait out!

by puje October 19, 2009

cuntarded

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

by yermoom December 13, 2009