Cunt muffin

Any type of lamp

I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin

by IRHTTC May 5, 2017

sourdough cunt muffin

much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.

"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"

by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009

Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

cunt muffin crew

A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA

Here at Cunt Muffin Crew we know that muffins make the best of breakfasts so why not try all of our exciting new Flavas.

by Blewburry December 16, 2007

crispy cunt muffin

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.

person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"

by grindfuck© August 6, 2007

cunt muffin

relating to or of pisci's sister

wow shes a real cunt muffin.

by chris eid February 2, 2008

roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006